Anne Heche to divorce

In more celebrity breakup news, Anne Heche her husband of 5 years Coley Laffoon (is that really his name?) have decided to go their separate ways. It is rumored that Heche has already moved on and is involved with her Men in Trees costar James Tupper.

I was really hoping that Heche had dumped her husband and shacked up with another woman proving that "once you go lesbian you never go back" but sadly she seems to have overcome the mental illness* that made her find Ellen DeGeneres attractive.

*lesbians aren't mentally ill, just her